🔥The Commander-in-Clean™ Toilet Brush

Got a dirty job? Let him handle it.
The Commander-in-Clean™ comes with a shock of golden “hair” and a mouth that finally shuts up—because he’s too busy scrubbing your toilet.

Perfect as a gag gift, political roast, or just your favorite way to keep things clean with a little attitude.

🟡 Works like a charm.
🟡 Makes a statement.
🟡 Finally puts him to good use.

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“Every time I scrub, I smile. Politics aside—this is cathartic.”
— Kevin M.

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“Bought one for myself. Then five more for friends. The hair is surprisingly sturdy 😂”
— Amanda L.

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“10/10 for emotional satisfaction. Scrubbing the bowl has never felt this powerful.”
— Rachel D.